For artistic value, this has to be one of the best infomercials -- ever! Tired of seat belts digging in? Then maybe the Tiddy Bear is just for you! No joke, this is a real product. You'd think this came straight from SNL.
Why are all the infomercials so Stupid and Pointless? Because people would buy anything this lame.
2 minutes version of the My Lil Reminder infomercial. My Lil'
Reminder(tm) is the digital voice recorder that records without tape,
then reminds you later... fascinating! The infomercial is first shown
in English and then in French. Comedy at its finest in both languages,
folks!
"Vibrating Fitness Rod" turned up some pretty funky websites, let me
tell you. Nevertheless, these descriptions are pretty much spot on, for
all you do with the Bodyblade is hold it (it being the long, metal
blade) in the center and then shake it back and forth. That's it. How
the hell does that constitute a workout? If, by chance, it even causes
you to break a sweat, it's probably less to do with the exercise and
more to do with the realization that you probably can't get your money
back.
The Soloflex is that its resistance band "technology" (I always loved
it when they called it that in the infomercial - as if they invented
rubber bands) provided almost no negative resistance. Being that most
of your muscle-building is done during this portion of the exercise
(this is the lowering portion), you only received half of a workout
.
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